Should I put a doll in a baby stroller so I can plow through the malls to do my shopping?
Kiss my Shaz asked:
Some women use those like a weapon. I need to get my Christmas shopping done, for God’s sake and don’t want anyone in my way.
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Some women use those like a weapon. I need to get my Christmas shopping done, for God’s sake and don’t want anyone in my way.
February 11th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Sounds good and funny…Wish I could see it.
February 14th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Just make sure it looks realistic in case someone wants to say what a cute kid it is. Also make a recording of a baby crying and put it in the stroller that’ll make people move!!
February 16th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Yes, a doll… or a Rottweiler.
February 19th, 2009 at 9:06 am
haha! that is seriously a great idea… of those mothers are out of control… they’ll mow you right over!
February 20th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
LOL You know, that sounds so deviously genius. Hehehe… But I’d be careful with that… What if your “baby” pops out of its stroller after you plowed through people? *le gasp* Or you forget you had the doll in there and so you piled presents on it. *dun dun dun* ^^ Let me know how that works!
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:01 pm
lol thats crazy
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Well, I saw a woman with a carriage the other day, on the bus. I went to take a peek at the baby…but it was a dog inside. Seriously..she had her dog in a baby carriage, wrapped up in a blanket.
Still shaking my head over that one.
February 26th, 2009 at 6:17 am
why use a doll, there are 5 kids here you can rent if the price is right lol.
February 26th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
make sure you use the baby alive one- not onlt does it cry, but it poos itself too….just put a banana peel in your bag and the stench will clear out the way and the crying will too!
February 26th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Careful, Shaz. It won’t deter some nuts. The closest I ever came to striking a woman was also the last time I let myself be dragged shopping on Black Friday. My job was to keep up with little Sweetie, who was 3 months old and asleep in the stroller. Despite my best efforts to stay out of people’s way, some crazy broad came plowing through some clothes rack and broadsided us, tipping over the stroller and sending little Sweetie sliding across the floor.
I said and thought dark, dark things that day.
February 26th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I DO and then i say “excuse me i have baby people”
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:43 am
You bet.
You should also strap on a fake pregnant stomach so you can snag one of those excellent Expectant Mother parking spaces.
March 5th, 2009 at 3:11 am
get two dolls and a double wide stroller and hold your cell phone to your ear so you can act like no one in the world matters but you
Seems to be the “in” thing to do